Tag Archives: stupid

Free Breakfast On The Table

Lucky as I am, even when I don’t take chances to go out with lads I barely know and I just go out to celebrate my girlfriend’s birthday, I tend to attract THE most daft guys at the place. Once … Continue reading

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Older But Not Wiser

For the sake of my impecable reputation as a lovely person – stop rolling your eyes over right now! – I‘ll name my former dates by numbers. You might say that calling actual people #1 or #7 is a little … Continue reading

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